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Terrible Things That Are Still Better Than Riyad Mahrez's Shocking Anfield Penalty


Riyad Mahrez blazed his 85th minute penalty at Anfield so far over Alisson's crossbar, it has just collided with the International Space Station.
It seems that Mahrez would be better suited for the rugby pitch where his skills would be highly coveted.
Here we take a look at seven terrible things that are actually better than Mahrez's shocker.

Peeing in the Shower

It might be a male thing, but peeing in the shower seems to make sense - right?
I mean, the water is all going down the drain anyway and it saves a flush of the toilet.
In the football changing room showers however, this is well and truly out of order as the contaminated water may have to trickle over some teammates' toes before ending up in the drain.
Shame on you if you've done it, but it's still not as shameful as Mahrez's penalty.

Lying to Your Partner

"I'm working late".
"I only had one drink".
"I agree with you".
"I've never thought about my ex".
Sometimes, lying seems like the only option as the consequences of the truth are so much worse.
Little white lies are harmless - aren't they? Certainly less harmful than the damage Mahrez caused to the birds circling Anfield.

Eating Salad Everyday

Imagine rocking up at your local club, heading for some food at half time and being offered salad and fruit. It just couldn't happen. Could it?
The faithful burger, hot dog and chips will live on until the end of time - although League Two outfit Forest Green Rovers have challenged this by becoming the world's first vegan football club.
Had Mahrez eaten a decent meal before the match, he might have been able to keep his body down for the punt.